THE SERIOUS CODE

1. You must NEVER reveal the true identity of Mr. Serious (MS for short) for he must never be known outside of the Council of Serious.

2. No fun and games. We are serious at all times. Never back down.

3. The Mr. Serious (MS) logo must never be called the "Microsoft logo" or the "Windows logo" they are not alike in the SLIGHTEST you are simply deluded.

4. If you see Mr. Silly you MUST report it to Mr. Serious IMMEDIATELY!! We must find this beast.